Best Country Lyric I've Heard In a Looong Time

I caught this chorus somewhere just south of Mansfield on the way to Dad's this weekend, and, despite being lodged in the midst of lots of sturm und drang fiddles and steel guitars, it cracked me up. It goes like this:

You say I should stay with you/You say Jesus forgives you/You pray that I will, but I won't/The difference is Jesus loves you, I don't.

In the words of Larry the Cable Guy, "Now, that thar is funny, I don't care who ya are."